The Creative Seminole

…a flute. It would be.

A 35,000 year old bone flute was discovered in a cave in present southwestern Germany about a week ago. Read what the New York Times has to say about this ear-splitting discovery.

Ironically, the prehistoric instrument was found with a carving of a voluptuous woman, which archeologists compare to ancient hardcore pornography. That means that the makers of American Pie might’ve been onto something: excited flute players are nothing new.