iBrew…

(Update: the brew featured in this post won bronze at the Hogtown Brewers Competition. That’s no small feat, congratulations John.)

 

What’s better to do on spring break but brew beer? Well, there are a few things, but you’ll never see them on this site. So, it’s brewing beer for now.

I’m not going to go into all of the complexities of the home brew process, but I’ll give a reader’s digest along with the pictures of my neighbor John and company as the process rolls along:

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The first step of making beer is in creating a mash, which is like a big batch of tea using special grains such as barley. It's basically a long process of steeping the grains in boiling liquid. I didn't get any pictures of this part of the process except at the tail end.

Then, you add hops. That's right: hops in motion.

Then, you add hops. That's right: hops in motion.

You then use a large wrench to open the container of malt extract, as previous attempts using bare hands and one person will have failed miserably.

You then use a large wrench to open the container of malt extract, as previous attempts using bare hands and one person will have failed miserably.

You then must use all of your brainpower and mathematical logic to try and devise a way to get the exact amount of malt extract needed. Ours involved a digital scale, a pyrex container, and several longhammers. That's a tool.

You then must use all of your brainpower and mathematical logic to try and devise a way to get the exact amount of malt extract needed. Ours involved a digital scale, a pyrex container, and several longhammers. That's a tool. Note that the amount we need will be left in the container.

Uncle Izzy adds the malt extract to the mash. The mash is now called the wort. Hooray for Uncle Izzy.

Uncle Izzy, under John's vigilant supervision, adds the malt extract to the mash. The mash is now called the wort. Hooray for Uncle Izzy.

Uncle Izzy and John battle the wort cooler. Despite its distillative appearance, this device is used to run cold water through the wort in order to cool it to approximately 75ºF.

Uncle Izzy and John battle the wort cooler. Despite its distillative appearance, this device is used to run cold water through the wort in order to cool it to approximately 75ºF...

The cooled wort is transfered to its fermentation container.

The cooled wort is transfered to its fermentation container....

...where water is added to dilute the wort from a sickeningly sweet syrup-like mess to something that yeast can work with.

...where water is added to dilute the wort from a sickeningly sweet syrup-like mess to something that yeast can work with.

The completed wort is then mixed up with a ballin' tool on the end of an electric drill. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to break out the powertools.

The completed wort is then mixed up with a ballin' tool on the end of an electric drill. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, it's time to break out the powertools.

The yeast is pitched into the wort, but only after its approximate sugar content has been measured using a hydrometer. Specifically, the hyrdometer tells us the specific gravity of the wort, but specific gravity doesn't turn into alcohol now, does it? Sugar does. So for intents and purposes, it measures sugar.

The yeast is pitched into the wort, but only after its approximate sugar content has been measured using a hydrometer. Specifically, the hyrdometer tells us the specific gravity of the wort, but specific gravity doesn't turn into alcohol now, does it? Sugar does. So for intents and purposes, it measures sugar.

And that, my friends, is how one makes beer. Kind of. I mean there’s the bit about waiting. And using an airlock to keep air out and to let CO2 escape at the same time. And cleanlieness. That bit is key.

Let me say this. If you try to make beer based only on the descriptions in this article, you run the risk of making really bad beer. Actually, that’s almost a promise. If you really want to know more about making beer, I reccommend this site.

FSU’s a cappella group All Night Yahtzee is opening for… Ben Folds!

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Just a cool bit of info. All Night Yahtzee, one of Florida State’s a cappella vocal groups, was invited to open for Ben Folds on April 1st 2009 at the Hard Rock Cafe in Orlando.

That’s pretty sick.

Here’s their website so you can read what they have to say about it, and a sound clip of Yahtzee performing “Missing the War” by Ben Folds.

Song of the week: Victor Wooten, Amazing Grace

It’s been awhile, but I’ve dug something up that’s pretty sweet.

Many times, bass players are those guys in the band that don’t get much attention. Which is not really fair, seeing as there can be no band without a bass (speaking in traditional contemporary western music… you know what I mean).

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Well guess what: Victor Wooten just isn’t that guy.

He stands up and screams, “HEY! I’m the freakin’ bass player! Look at me!” Well, not so much literally. But the way that he dominates the art of playing bass is beyond comparison to anyone living on this planet. This guy is the Vlad Horowitz of bass: he can make a bass do things that bend minds. And that’s just speaking of his technique; when it comes to playing the bass like a musical instrument, Victor Wooten plays like no other.

Many are familier with Wooten from his crucial part in Béla Fleck and the Flecktones (see first paragraph…). But for those who have never been aquainted with this master of low thumpin’ grooves and sweet harmonic overtones (!), check out his rendition of Amazing Grace. You’ll see.

A bit on food myths…

Fruit juice is the best thing you can drink. Kosher is cleaner. Grass-fed beef always tastes better.

False. Possibly false. Almost always false.

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The New York Times today published an article on common food myths, and how they are just that: myths. Next time you think about slamming Barack Obama for talking about arugula, read this first.

Food, Glorious Food Myths – New York Times

Let’s have a pancake eating contest and…die? Oh dear.

6a00e398219280883300e54f3829708834-800wiI’m all for eating pancakes. Yum. And I’m all for eating contests, too. I mean, I probably wouldn’t ever enter one, but there’s something intriguing about seeing a mass of people trying to proclaim their superiority over one another by inhaling gluttonous amounts of food. Or was that morbidly gluttonous amounts of food?

Apparently, a man died recently after winning a pancake eating competition in Russia. At least he won. Maybe next time you’re told to watch what you eat, you’ll listen.

According to those who witnessed the event, he at least enjoyed the pancakes he was eating, and was the most active participant in the contest. That ended quickly when “…he started foaming at the mouth and went down like a sack of stones.”

Poor chap.

Organic food: safer? Hmm..

The organic movement started in the early 1900s by a small group of farmers who believed in fresher foods in a time where chemical fertilizers were just becoming the norm. And this trend continued for most of the 20th century. Now, however, there are a myriad of governmental regulations that determine whether or not that coveted green and white seal gets slapped on to the side of a jar of peanut butter or a box of crackers.04cert2_190

For awhile I’ve always thought that large scale organic food, like so many other things, was a gimmick that stemmed out of a legitimately good-natured cause. My mom and I had bantered about it before, with her saying that she didn’t want those pesticides in her food (valid point), and me quoting a statistic I read somewhere saying that if everyone in the world ate organic food, half the population would starve. Don’t get me wrong, I think that the concept of something being organic is one of the best things in the world of food. I just question the legitimacy of the current mass produced “organic” foods.

Now I might have a reason to think that it is just a smoke screen.

An article published in the New York Times yesterday cites the recent outbreaks of salmonella in peanut products, including some manufactured by Clif Bar and Cascadian Farm.

“The plants in Texas and Georgia that were sending out contaminated peanut butter and ground peanut products had something else besides rodent infestation, mold and bird droppings. They also had federal organic certification.”

Well that certainly makes me feel good about the safety of organic foods. Sure they may not have pesticides in them, but the illusion that they are “safer” cannot necessarily be maintained. Come on, if I’m going to get salmonella or bird droppings in my organic peanut butter that I paid 50% more for, what’s the point of buying organic?

As the article quotes, “Although the rules governing organic food require health inspections and pest-management plans, organic certification technically has nothing to do with food safety.”

So buying organic might keep some pesticides out of your home, but it won’t necessarily bring safer products in. Is there a solution ? I think so: buy locally at farmer’s markets.

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Although there is no guarantee that the foods you buy there are organic, there’s a pretty darn good chance that they are. And in light of the green movement, it is a much more ecologically sound action to buy foods locally over organically. You’re supporting local farmers in your community, and you’re keeping the amount of fuel needed to transport those foods to a minimum. They usually cost the same or less than regular organic supermarket foods, and usually are fresher than anything you buy in a supermarket, organic or not.

I’m not saying to eliminate organic foods from your pantry. Just next time you’re about to buy something organic from a commercial supermarket, ask youself, “is there somewhere that I could buy this locally, and probably fresher as well?” The results won’t let you down, and you can feel good about supporting the local ecomony and the earth at the same time.

A word from Ansel Adams…

“A photograph is usually looked at

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— seldom looked into.”

eMusic

I know that I’ve made a few references to eMusic before, but I haven’t yet dedicated a post to it. That is all about to change right now.

Imaging all of the things you hate about iTunes. Start with the fact that it’s full of commercialized crap, add a dash of overpriced price point (99¢ a pop? wtf?) and mix in highly restrictive DRM-encoded files (although that’s just me being bitter – Apple no longer uses DRM in the iTunes store, thank god)… what do you get? Screwed every time you click this:

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Don’t get me wrong, I love iTunes for its beautiful organization of my music library (it’s about the only part of my life that actually stays neat and tidy), but its music store is just not what the more advanced music listener is looking for. That, my friends, is where eMusic comes to the rescue.

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eMusic is a web-based independent music store that focuses on music that the conglomerate corporations feeding iTunes would rather you not even know about. If you are looking for new, fresh music that hasn’t been picked over by hundreds of thousands of tone-deaf idiots looking for the current top 10 billboard listings, then this is the place you want to be. There’s hardly any commercially-signed music, and what’s there is the 2% that’s actually worth listening to. They have a massive selection of music from every genre you could think of, including an incredible section devoted to classical music and its sub-genres.

Now for the selling point. You get music that has no restrictions whatsoever, and you get it for a fraction of the price of iTunes. What’s a fraction? It’s a monthly subscription based system, and for the subscription that I pay for, I could buy 15 songs from iTunes. I get 50 from eMusic. That’s 30¢ a song. Eat that iTunes.

But wait, there’s more? Indeed. You get your first month for free. That’s 50 free downloads. If you don’t like it at the end, you don’t pay a thing and they give you the music. It’s yours. Forever. And that goes for anything you purchase on eMusic. Not a bad deal, is it?

If you consider yourself a person whose life revolves around music, it’s time to graduate to eMusic and really start listening. You’ll be amazed by the things that you discover.

Dear god… first snuggies, now THIS?

Disclaimer: this is a non-creative post.

I came across this article (http://www.blogaboutbeer.com/2009/02/21/its-easier-to-reach-your-beer-when-your-blanket-has-sleeves/) talking about one of the most horrific things that could be known to man: a pub crawl. In snuggies.

These people have got to be shitting me. Perhaps you enjoy the economic and fuzzy warmth of the snuggie in your own home. But I don’t understand the appeal of stumbling about drunkenly in a major city looking like a klan member who sent their robes to a dyeing facility instead of the cleaners. Wtf, really? Fail.

Click here for my personal opinion on snuggies.

Micanopy and Paynes Prairie

My family and I went to Micanopy and Paynes Prairie when I was home from FSU last month. Of course, my Canon wasn’t far behind.